I was listening to a podcast on a website the other day and they asked you to submit your Premiership Cunts XI - roughly translated as players you hate or have done something to annoy the Gooners. Here is what I came up with!GK - People who aren’t Arsenal fans will probably say Jens Lehmann but being an Arsenal fan I won’t, as it was his run of clean sheets that got us to the Champions League final. Instead my vote goes to Peter Schemical for his racist remarks to Ian Wright! Wright! Wright! and for being the keeper in Man Us treble winning season.
RB - Gary Neville – Smarmy git so overrated and excessive celebrations. – Crap for England.
CB – Alpay – Biggest cheat of all. Anyone remember the Turkey Vs England game? Of course you do!
CB - Stephane Henchoz- Handballed 3 times in the FA Cup final in 2000 and got away with everyone of them. A game in which Arsenal eventually lost 2-1 despite dominating the match because of two late Liverpool goals in the 83rd and 88th minutes – Liverpool all over though.
LB - Hmm that’s a tricky one where on earth could we start how about the money grabbing cock Ashley Cole. It was Maurico Tarrico from Spuds until last summer.
RM - Lee Bowyer – Hated so much even his own teammates starts fights with him. Only in the game for money not a true fan. Though you can say this about a lot of players. Best incident involving Bowyer was when Dennis Bergkamp elbowed him and the Dyer sending off.
CM - Robbie Savage – Biggest moaner by far, always tackles late. Mark Hughes says he is the type of player everyone wants, everyone else says he’s a knob.
CM - Ryan Giggs – I will never forget that goal in the 1999 semi final god knows I’ve tried but it doesn’t matter how much Guinness I drink it wont go away. That hairy chest will haunt me forever.
LM - Christiano Ronaldo bags of talent undoubtedly the reason Man U won the league but he still dives far too much and he will always be hated in England. Man Utd fans would feel the same if he wasn’t there player and he wasn’t so good.
ST - Nicolas Anelka - Arsenal made £18 million on him what a barging but could have been a world star at Arsenal before heading for sunnier climates and more money but look where he is now chasing long balls punted up field at Bolton. Ponder between El Hadji Diouf for his spitting antics but never done any harm.
ST - Ruud Van Nistlerooy – Scored the penalty that wasn’t to end Arsenal’s 49 unbeaten record. Where’s Martin Keown when you need him! – I didn’t even mention the diving.
Manager - David Bleat (Pleat) – Not only the worst football commentator on TV, he loves Spurs and successfully avoided the drop when appointed caretaker manager of them.
RB - Gary Neville – Smarmy git so overrated and excessive celebrations. – Crap for England.
CB – Alpay – Biggest cheat of all. Anyone remember the Turkey Vs England game? Of course you do!
CB - Stephane Henchoz- Handballed 3 times in the FA Cup final in 2000 and got away with everyone of them. A game in which Arsenal eventually lost 2-1 despite dominating the match because of two late Liverpool goals in the 83rd and 88th minutes – Liverpool all over though.
LB - Hmm that’s a tricky one where on earth could we start how about the money grabbing cock Ashley Cole. It was Maurico Tarrico from Spuds until last summer.
RM - Lee Bowyer – Hated so much even his own teammates starts fights with him. Only in the game for money not a true fan. Though you can say this about a lot of players. Best incident involving Bowyer was when Dennis Bergkamp elbowed him and the Dyer sending off.
CM - Robbie Savage – Biggest moaner by far, always tackles late. Mark Hughes says he is the type of player everyone wants, everyone else says he’s a knob.
CM - Ryan Giggs – I will never forget that goal in the 1999 semi final god knows I’ve tried but it doesn’t matter how much Guinness I drink it wont go away. That hairy chest will haunt me forever.
LM - Christiano Ronaldo bags of talent undoubtedly the reason Man U won the league but he still dives far too much and he will always be hated in England. Man Utd fans would feel the same if he wasn’t there player and he wasn’t so good.
ST - Nicolas Anelka - Arsenal made £18 million on him what a barging but could have been a world star at Arsenal before heading for sunnier climates and more money but look where he is now chasing long balls punted up field at Bolton. Ponder between El Hadji Diouf for his spitting antics but never done any harm.
ST - Ruud Van Nistlerooy – Scored the penalty that wasn’t to end Arsenal’s 49 unbeaten record. Where’s Martin Keown when you need him! – I didn’t even mention the diving.
Manager - David Bleat (Pleat) – Not only the worst football commentator on TV, he loves Spurs and successfully avoided the drop when appointed caretaker manager of them.
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